April 8th is my birthday. 
My wife will let me do whatever I want.
So...
I would love to get my first hog. 
 
A second turkey would be great.  :mrgreen: 
I could celebrate birthday with a bunch of ugly, smelly guys.... 
 
I could celebrate birthday with extremely lovely and sexy wife.... :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen: 
umm, its not looking good for you guys!