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Old 06-13-2008, 04:24 PM   #2
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I was down hunting at First Point when she texted me and and wanted to know the score of her "big" deer. I asked her why and the story when like this.....

Everyone knows she is a bowhunter, because all of her esseys and papers involve hunting or the deer lease.

A boy sent her a pic of a little 7 pt buck laying on the ground.

DJ " What is that road kill?"

Boy "No! that is my buck...I got a buck!"

DJ "What did that score?"

Boy "I dont' know it is only a 7 pt."

DJ "Exactly"

Boy now offended "I shoot big ones too, my buck last year scored 130!"

DJ "My buck last year scored 163"

Boy "NO WAY, that is a lie, if you had shot a buck that big it would have been in a magazine!"

DJ "Oh, it was."

too funny, the girls got attitude, confidance, and is not easily impressed.....OMG, what have I let loose on the world?!?!
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