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........You Might Be A Redneck
I got this calender for Christmas with Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" Jokes. I wanted to share a couple of these with everyone.
If you've ever left a pair of underwear in the woods...... :oops: ....You Might Be a Redneck |
In preparation for a romantic evening, if you ever stop by the grocery store to buy a bottle of Mr. Bubble... :D
...You might be a Redneck [/b] |
Hey....I'm originally from Connecticut and have done all that....why do I have to be a Redneck as well :roll:
Pretty funny stuff Phillip...thanks for sharing. I have Jeff's Redneck hunting T-shirt as well and it's pretty funny and my Mom in Connecticut sent me Larry the Cable Guys CD (Right to Bare Arms) for Christmas also :wink: |
If there is a roll of toilet paper in your glove compartment...
...You might be a Redneck. I call that just plain smart! |
If you make wind chimes from orange juice lids...
...You might be a Redneck. |
If you answer to more than one nickname...
...You might be a Redneck. |
Your toenail clippers say Craftsman on the side...
...You might be a Redneck. |
If you video tape hunting and fishing shows ...
...You might be a Redneck. |
If you've ever videotaped a dog lovin' on someone's leg....
....You might be a REDNECK. |
If your fence doubles as your clothesline....
....You might be a REDNECK. |
If have season tickets for the tractor pull....
....You might be a REDNECK. |
If you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor....
....You might be a Redneck. |
If a night on the town includes the city jail....
....You might be a REDNECK. |
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